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Discussion in 'General Discussion Subforum' started by JanAtheCPA, Dec 1, 2024.

  1. JanAtheCPA

    JanAtheCPA Beloved Grand Eagle

  2. Baseball65

    Baseball65 Beloved Grand Eagle

    News! News!
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    They just came out with a less addictive, calming medication to help Morphine addicts taper off.
    It is called "HEROIN" and you can find it at your local Pharmacy!!







    oops.
     
  3. Cap'n Spanky

    Cap'n Spanky Beloved Grand Eagle

    LOL! Instead of teaching people a simple breathing technique ... lets develop a whole new class of drugs.

    I just can't wait for the TV commercials and the list of side effects.
     
  4. Rinkey

    Rinkey Peer Supporter

    LOL!!!!
     
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  5. Diana-M

    Diana-M Beloved Grand Eagle

    Unbelievable!
     
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  6. Baseball65

    Baseball65 Beloved Grand Eagle

    I once told a shrink who tried to give me a High dose of Heavy duty SSRI's after ONE visit.

    "Look Bro... If we're gonna just do this with Chemicals, I know where to buy Oxy's and Coke. If I'm gonna use them to get better I might as well use one's I LIKE!"

    I actually have no problem with people using SSRI's...It's just handing them out as a first line of treatment. I took them twice in my life. They did help...... and both times the Drs waited until they knew me for awhile, many visits before they just threw a scrip at me.
     
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  7. TG957

    TG957 Beloved Grand Eagle

    And in addition to the yoga pill they'd better start immediately working on the pill to fix the side effects of the yoga pill as there certainly be quite a few...
     

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